The Best Book

Ari: Nothing can beat the Percy Jackson - It’s obviously the best.

Alex: No way, Harry Potter is the coolest, most… (Alex typing coolest into thesaurus.com) … sensational book ever! Both you and I have definitely read Harry Potter way more than those awful Percy Jackson books.

Ari: Percy Jackson are the best, most interesting books ever! They have Greek myths, a cool storyline, and the coolest girl ever - Rachel Elizabeth Dare!!

Alex: OK, first of all, Rachel is the THIRD coolest girl in Percy Jackson - Annabeth is the best, but Zoë Nightshade is almost as cool. Second, Harry Potter is known everywhere - the Philosopher’s Stone has been translated into seventy different languages- Percy Jackson’s have only been translated into 42

1. Albanian,

2. American English,

3. Arabic,

4. Armenian,

5. Asturian,

6. Azerbaijani.

7. Basque,

8. Bengali,

9. Breton, 

10. Bulgarian language,

    Ari: Uh, Alex?

    Alex:

11. Catalan

12. Chinese (simplified/traditional)

13. Croatian

14. Czech

15. Danish

16. Dutch

17. English 

18. Estonian

    Ari: *Yawn* Are we done yet?

    Alex:

19. Faroese,

20. Finnish

21. French

22. Galician 

23. Georgian

24. German

25. Low German

26. Greek (modern/ancient)

27. Greek

28. Greenlandic

29. Gujarati

30. Hebrew

31. Hindi

32. Hungarian

33. Icelandic

34. Indonesian

35. Irish

36. Italian

37. Japanese

    Ari: *Snore*

    Alex:

38. Khmer

39. Korean

40. Latin

    Done. I took away 30 of them for you, is that enough evidence?

    Ari: *snore

    Alex: *shaking Ari* Wake up!!!!

    Ari: *awake* Percy Jackson is the best!

    Alex: You are completely wrong, Harry potter is second to none, and the Percy Jackson are second to everything - in other words, LAST ON EVERY BOOK LIST. It WILL win ANY competition it comes across!!!!!

    Ari: *Getting angry*

    Ari: Hey Alex? FYI ! I am going to destroy you. I WILL GRIND YOUR BONES TO DUST. The only competition Harry Potters going to win is “THE MOST LIKELY TO GET IT’S BUTT KICKED”. I WILL WIN THIS DEBATE BY A LANDSLIDE. And when I’m done, you won’t even be able to read it! I will devote my ENTIRE existence to destroying Harry potter forever! You won’t even be able to TALK ABOUT IT. You will tell your grandchildren stories but they won’t be able to read it! And I will hear your cries. And I will laugh at them.

    Alex: Will you shut up?

    Ari: Huh?

    Alex: You’re getting seriously annoying. So shut up.

    Ari: Oh. Sorry. Won’t do it again.

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